I wish I was Princess Leia
I wish Mom would’ve named me Leah. That would’ve been close enough.
Victoria’s Secret can make anyone feel fancy.
When In Middle-Earth, FOLLOW THE ROAD. You’re not smarter than Elrond. You’re not going to find a shortcut.
I’m tired of watching Yoda die!
The mall just sucks after “The Holidays” are over
Women love the scoundrels.
Corduroy jackets are THE BOMB
It’s never lupus
Goblins are a pain in the arse…
“I know” can be two truly romantic words.
